"Take a letter Mullah Hussain,
mark it;' White House, USA',
now attach it to this warhead,
that's the price they'll have to pay."
"Take a letter Miss Morretta,
and despatch it right away,
please inform supreme headquarters,
that tomorrow is the day."
Take a letter, wrote the Lord Mayor,
on his desk of varnished teak,
and inform the county council,
that the townhall's closed next week.
"Take a letter", moaned Herr Schmidt,
as he read gold fell again,
"that I've cancelled all appointments,
seems the whole world's gone insane."
"I've read the letters,"
cried the newsman,
to the hushed and captive crowd,
"and they tell of word from Baghdad,
to expect a mushroom cloud."
"We've read the letters,"
wailed the children,
in their final throes of pain,
"and so we've paid our postage duties,
Christ's been crucified again."

MAKE YOUR PEACE WITH GOD
FORGIVE YOUR DEBTORS
CUZ THEY'RE KEEPING
THE AIRWAVES OPEN
FOR CAPITAL LETTERS.